Personality:  The sap.  Dan has a somewhat generic personality.  He's very bland in his conversational style.  He's somewhat dense sometimes.  Dan is a genuinely caring person.  He's always willing to help if anyone has a problem.  He is very much in love with his wife and constantly calls her to check in.  

Physical:  Dan is very tall with a heavyset build.  He has brown hair, which is kept buzzed as close to his head as humanly possible, and brown eyes.  Dan is very strong but is unable to run well.  His voice is suprisingly high and womanly and his words are slightly slurred. 

Dan wears his buff around his neck.